Rani was enjoying her apprenticeship at Metropolitan Magazine. She was
learning a lot about journalism. She was really enjoying being a part
of a grown up world at last. Even though she was the youngest member of
the editorial team, and the one who fetched most of the coffee and did
all the mundane jobs, she really was learning a lot. She was really grateful
to Sarah Jane for pulling a favour with the editor and getting her into
real, on the job training alongside her journalism course at Ealing Sixth
Form College.
Clyde was fed up. The only difference between school and Ealing Sixth
Form college was no school uniform. Otherwise it was just the same. He
was still treated like a kid. Rules everywhere, just the same.
And he was bored, bored, bored with art history class. He thought he would
have enjoyed that course, but even the module about Da Vinci was as dry
as old paper the way it was taught by Mr Fogerty.
When he was bored, Clyde got fidgety. When he was fidgety he wanted to
make mischief, tell a joke, play a prank.
But there was nobody in Art History Level 1 he could count on as an ally.
Everyone else was so serious, so into this stuff, so desperate to get
the grades and get into university. It was like being in a class full
of Luke clones, except that Luke was always up for one of his pranks.
At last the interminable tutorial was over. He was one of the first out
through the door and into the corridor with his bag of books and art materials
slung across his back. He headed straight for the cafeteria. That was
ONE thing that was better at college. The food. The only snag was he had
to pay for it. No free school dinners here, and his hardship grant because
he was from a one parent family was running low now he had bought all
the stuff he needed for the practical lessons.
He got a sausage roll and a cup of coffee and sat to eat it in a relatively
quiet corner. He pulled out his sketch book and set to work as he always
did when he had any moment of peace. He lost himself in an intricate drawing
of the dark haired girl dressed in a neatly pressed white blouse who had
just opened up a tin foil wrapped package that contained two slices of
toast and jam. He wasn’t the only one on a budget around here. He
hoped she didn’t get the jam on the nice blouse.
Sarah Jane Smith was worried. Mr Smith had been picking up signals in
the solar system since last night and nobody was taking any notice of
her – not even U.N.I.T.
“Captain Magambo,” she said as the same woman came back to
the phone after a long ten minutes on hold. “Please listen to me.
I really do need to speak to somebody in higher authority than you. This
is very important. You know I wouldn’t be calling U.N.I.T. if it
wasn’t.”
“I’m sorry but….”
“If you don’t start taking me seriously,” Sarah Jane
added. “I’ll call Captain Harkness at Torchwood.”
That was very much a last resort. Jack Harkness was too much trouble most
of the time, but at least he wouldn’t put her on hold.
“Miss Smith,” Captain Magambo added patiently. “I know
who you are. I’ve read all the files… the early files. But
you must understand, today is not a good day for civilian matters. We
have a situation....”
“You mean the alien space ship that will be landing on Earth in
less than an hour?” Sarah Jane asked.
There was a soft click in her ear. Sarah Jane knew that Captain Erisa
Magambo had just pressed a button on the phone that secured the line.
When she spoke again it was with a brisker tone as if addressing an equal.
“Miss Smith, please stay where you are. I’m sending a car
for you. Don’t talk to anyone else in the meantime.”
“My son is on a web-cam conference with me,” Sarah Jane replied.
“I was talking to him while I was on hold with you.”
“End the call. Don’t tell him anything,” the Captain
told her. The phone went dead. The call was ended. But it seemed to have
had the desired effect.
“Luke,” she said, turning back to the webcam. “I’ve
got to go. But they’re taking me seriously now. I hope it’s
not Daleks. I really don’t think I want to fight them today. The
problem you have at Oxford… I’m pretty sure the head ‘witch’
in that ‘coven’ is a Banaxion She-Devil. And the plot almost
certainly involves harvesting the life force of children. Be careful.
Take a large box of salt and surround her with it. They can’t stand
the stuff. She’ll shrivel into nothing trying to get as far away
as possible from it.”
“Ok, mum. Good luck with the alien invasion. And… Happy Halloween.”
“Same to you,” she said. Then as the thought of an alien invasion
gripped her stomach and she thought of the cheery and casual way Luke
had talked about it she gripped the edge of the computer screen tightly.
“Luke, I love you. Remember that. In case…. Just… remember
I love you.”
“I love you too, mum,” he promised her before he was gone.
She switched off the laptop and unplugged it from the electrical power
to bring with her. The data she had to show to U.N.I.T. was all downloaded
from Mr Smith.
She looked around the attic as she waited for her military escort, hoping
it was some kind of discreet vehicle, not a tank or something that would
set Gita Chandra gossiping with the rest of the street.
But if something that powerful was heading for Earth, maybe gossip wouldn’t
matter any more. Maybe nothing would.
Maybe this was the last day this planet had left.
The only trouble with being an apprentice was that she didn’t get
any of the really interesting stories to herself. She had spent most of
the morning with Angela Petton, who was her ‘on-the-job-mentor’.
She brought her to a fashion show at Earls Court arena. She would have
loved to have had chance to write the story herself, but she wasn’t
considered experienced enough, yet. She just sat quietly and took shorthand
notes while Angela interviewed a brilliant new English designer whose
winter collection was impressing all the critics.
Rani wanted a big story of her own, one as exciting as Sarah Jane had
written in her time. Her name was legendary at Metropolitan. Rani wanted
to emulate her. She wanted to unmask criminal organisations or unscrupulous
politicians. She wanted to interview fashion designers and pop stars herself,
not just sit in the corner and watch Angela do it.
And she knew she could. But she was only just seventeen. She was still
learning to be a journalist. They thought she didn’t know how to
do it, yet.
Just as she was deciding whether to go to a café for lunch or save
her money and eat a sandwich in the staff room the fax machine near her
desk bleeped. She looked at the message that had come through and her
heart thumped. She glanced around the office. Angela had gone out to do
a ‘lunch interview’ with Cameron Macintosh about his latest
musical hit. She hadn’t asked Rani to come with her. Nobody had
given her any assignments for the afternoon.
She grabbed the fax and walked out of the office. She hailed a taxi. Her
lunch money would cover the fare, and if this was for real, the story
would be worth it.
Clyde was on his way to a class he DID enjoy when he got the phone call
from Luke.
“Mum’s been picked up by U.N.I.T. They’re going to rendezvous
with an alien space ship. It’s landing in London.”
“How do you know?” Clyde asked, though that was obviously
going to be a stupid question.
“K9 has a remote link to Mr Smith. HE calculated the ship’s
landing zone from its trajectory. It’s coming down in Northala Fields.”
“And your mum’s gone there?”
“Yes.”
“I’m on it,” he said.
“On it?” Luke asked.
“You think I’m going to leave Sarah Jane on her own at a time
like this? I’m on my way.”
He was already running along the corridor, ignoring the complaints of
his fellow students as he pinballed off them and the outrage of a tutor
he cannoned into before he reached the outer door and raced for the bike
shed. Minutes later he was pedalling up New Broadway, ignoring any red
lights that didn’t involve a left turn or actual pedestrians in
his path.
Clyde’s route by bicycle avoided major roads, especially the A40.
The taxi Rani was in had tried to use that dual carriageway. On an average
day when aliens weren’t landing in the Ealing-Northolt area, that
would be a quick way to get exactly where she wanted to go. The A40 passed
the top of Northala Fields.
But today the police had blocked both lanes just beyond the Ealing Golf
Club. A traffic jam slowly filtered off onto the B-roads of Greenford.
By turning through a lot of near identical residential streets the taxi
driver managed to get her as far as the lower end of Kensington road before
another police cordon signalled the end of her journey by car. She paid
the fare and walked up towards the cordon. There was a crowd gathered,
speculating on what was going on. Some people thought it had something
to do with unexploded bombs. Others talked about chemical spills on the
dual carriageway. Somebody even went as far as suggesting a radioactive
incident.
Nobody had noticed the fact that the police were only maintaining the
outer cordon. Beyond them, the army was in charge. Rani recognised the
red U.N.I.T. caps even from a distance of several hundred yards. They
were busy at the moment putting people from the houses within the cordon
into trucks for evacuation – fuelling the unexploded bomb/chemical
spill/nuclear accident theories.
“Rani!” She turned to see Clyde screech to a halt on his bicycle.
“Come on, I can get us closer.”
“I’m not getting on that with you,” she responded. “In
case you hadn’t noticed I’m wearing a skirt.”
But there really wasn’t any other option. She hitched her skirt
up in as ladylike and dignified way as possible and sat on the saddle
while Clyde straddled the crossbar and pedalled hard to regain the momentum
lost by stopping to pick up a passenger. Rani squealed as he left the
road altogether and they bombed through Ealing golf club’s fairway.
“This has got to be illegal,” Rani pointed out. “They
don’t even allow people to WALK on golf courses unless they’re
members.”
“They don’t allow them to land helicopters, either,”
Clyde pointed out. He stopped the bicycle and they both watched cautiously,
wondering if they were about to be arrested under some Defence of the
Realm regulation and whisked away for interrogation.
Then Clyde recognised the man who jumped out of the helicopter. He yelled
and waved frantically at him. Somehow he managed to make himself noticed
above the sound of the helicopter taking off again. Captain Jack Harkness
of Torchwood grinned and waved back at them.
“Should have known you’d be here,” Clyde said when they
ran up to him. “We need to get near the action, too. Can you pull
some strings?”
“Count on it,” the Captain replied. His eye fell on Rani,
who straightened her crumpled skirt hurriedly. “Hello, I don’t
think we’ve met. Captain Jack Harkness… pleased to make your
acquaintance.”
“Oi, cut it out,” Clyde said with the ‘stop looking
at my girl’ tone in his voice.
“Just being polite,” Harkness responded.
“Yeah, never mine polite. Let’s concentrate on alien space
ships.”
“Good point.”
Northala Fields was a community park that got a fresh lease of life in
the wake of the demolition of the old Wenbley Stadium in 2003. The rubble
was used to build four cone-shaped artificial hills as a focal point of
the redevelopment. On any ordinary day they looked like some kind of extra-terrestrial
landscape or something to do with ancient druidic rituals.
Today, there was an alien space ship parked on top of the highest of the
four hills.
The space ship was also cone shaped, exactly the same dimensions as the
hill, and it was parked exactly on the peak so that it looked like the
hill was wearing a big hat that cast a wide shadow over it. It was a metallic
green colour that almost matched the grass and reflected the dull grey
sky of late October.
“Clyde, Rani!” Sarah Jane’s voice distracted them from
staring at the peculiar sight. She hurried towards them, followed by two
U.N.I.T. officers. “How did you get here, and… why is HE with
you?”
“Good morning, Miss Smith,” Jack Harkness replied, ignoring
the scathing tone of her voice. “We were monitoring the same activity
in the solar system that your Mr Smith picked up. Obviously a bone fide
space ship landing on good old planet Earth is of major interest to Torchwood.
Of course, U.N.I.T. is here. And I notice some bods from MI5 over there.
A couple of their counterparts from America seem to have turned up, too.
The amateur UFO spotters are all gathering on the other side of the A40,
despite all efforts to keep them away. That just about covers every party
who might be interested in this except….”
“I’m surprised he hasn’t turned up, too,” Sarah
Jane admitted. “I suppose he must be busy.”
“Shame,” Jack Harkness replied.
“Why is it here?” Rani asked. She had a tape recorder in her
pocket. She switched it on but kept it concealed. She had a feeling the
people who flanked Sarah Jane, a woman and a man in military uniforms,
might not take kindly to the idea of her recording anything said just
now. “Is it the only one? Or have other cities been visited by aliens?”
“We don’t yet know if it IS aliens,” said Captain Erisa
Magambo cautiously. “Miss Smith, do I take it these young people
are with you?”
“They’re with me at the moment,” Jack Harkness said,
meeting the female officer’s gaze with a dashing smile and a twinkle
in his eye. “Torchwood, Beyond the government, above the law….”
“That remains to be seen,” Captain Magambo responded icily
before making a decision. “Very well, come on. The command centre
is over here.”
It was hard to say whether the presence of two teenagers or the director
of Torchwood was annoying the U.N.I.T. Captain the most, but she turned
her back on them all and strode across the playing field to a long black
trailer set up beside the lake that was established along with the strange
hills. Inside was a fully functioning military command post. Soldiers
were busy at computer monitors. A huge screen on the wall was showing
a live image of the space ship on the hill. Smaller screens by the side
were showing infra red, x-ray and various other sorts of scans of the
same image. They seemed to be very good at showing the density of the
material that the hill was made from but the space ship just showed up
as black voids on every single one of the scans. Nothing penetrated it.
Jack Harkness looked at it and then examined the small screen on the wide
leather wristlet on his arm. Sarah Jane consulted her watch that contained
very similar technology but in even smaller detail. Jack’s wristlet
produced a hologram image of the ship. Sarah Jane’s did, too. They
looked at each other and nodded.
“It’s made of Plazzanium,” they both said at once.
“It’s what?” Rani asked the question, touching the record
button on her mini-recorder again.
“Plazzanium is a very strong metal, impervious to all sorts of radiation,”
Sarah Jane continued. “It can withstand close proximity to a sun
or the super-freezing cold of a deep space particle storm, and needless
to say, it can’t be damaged by any explosive device you could possibly
think of using in the middle of London. So if anyone has any ideas about
trying to blow it up, think again. That goes for Torchwood and all the
super-tech stuff you’ve got squirrelled away, Captain.”
“The thought had not even begun to contemplate crossing my mind,”
Jack Harkness answered.
“Then your face is lying,” Sarah Jane replied.
“That’s all very well,” Captain Magambo said. “But
if this thing is so indestructible, what ARE we supposed to do about it?
And what about the occupants? Are they hostile? Why are they here? What
do they want?”
Well, that was the problem. Sarah Jane and the Captain had both heard
of Plazzanium, but what they did know was that it was a common material
used in the interstellar space craft hulls of at least fifty different
space fleets of the galaxy, possibly more. Half of those could be described
as hostile.
“It’s not Daleks,” Jack Harkness confirmed.
“No,” Sarah Jane added. “Their ships are made from Dalekanium
and they’re a different shape, anyway. So are Sontarans. Zygon ships
are organic. They look like big, overripe watermelons. Not Cybermen or….”
“It’s not Drahveens or Rogi, either,” Jack Harkness
added. “Not Exxilons or Badrac. Definitely nothing from Raxacoricofallipatorius,
or Klom. You can rule out Sycorax and Dominators, too.”
“Well,” Captain Magambo said in response to the long list
the two most experienced space travellers in her presence managed to come
up with between them. “If we’ve established what it ISN’T,
perhaps you could tell me what you think it IS.”
“No idea,” Sarah Jane admitted. Jack was equally at a loss.
“It came from outside the solar system at light speed,” Sarah
Jane managed to tell her. “So it could have come from anywhere,
maybe even beyond the galaxy.”
“Can we at least rule out the possibility that it’s armed?”
Captain Magambo asked. “In your estimable opinion.”
“I wouldn’t rule it out,” Jack answered. “There
are no obvious gun turrets or torpedo tubes. But that doesn’t mean
anything….”
“I don’t think it is,” Rani said out of the blue. “It
just doesn’t look like it would be. It looks strange… because
it is. It’s from outer space, so it has to be strange. But not everything
that comes from out there is dangerous.”
“Yeah, but a lot of stuff is,” Clyde reminded her. He looked
at the experts around him, Captain Magambo of U.N.I.T., Jack Harkness
of Torchwood, Sarah Jane Smith who had taught him as well as Luke and
Maria, then Rani in her turn, that the universe had just as many hostile
aliens as non-hostile ones. If he reckoned it up he and the gang had probably
met more hostile ones than the other sort because they were usually trying
to invade Earth for one reason or another. The nice aliens didn’t
do that.
Sarah Jane had been thinking on much the same lines. Yes, she had met
nice, friendly people out there in space with The Doctor, and occasionally
she made friends with aliens who just happened to be dropping by Earth
for benign reasons. But more often than not she found herself stopping
something like the Sontarans from doing something evil to her home planet.
Jack Harkness’s experiences of alien visitors to Earth were much
the same. For every space tourist or inter-galactic botanist who wanted
to know why the grass was green in the Welsh valleys he had fended off
at least four slimy things that wanted to suck the life out of the planet
and its population.
In her U.N.I.T. career Captain Magambo had only ever met ONE alien that
wasn’t trying to invade Earth and he and his strange travelling
machine were conspicuously absent from this scene.
On balance, Rani was the only one who clung to the idea that the ship
might contain friendly visitors from beyond the solar system. Everyone
else was fully expecting something dangerous to emerge any moment.
And all of them politely refrained from pointing out that she was the
least experienced of their select group, the newest member of Sarah Jane’s
alien-busting gang.
“There’s still nothing you can do about a ship made of Plazzanium,”
Sarah Jane reminded the U.N.I.T. Captain. “As long as they’re
inside they’re safe from any weapon at your disposal. Not even a
nuclear bomb, and there’s no way you can use one of those here.”
“Then what are we supposed to do?” Captain Magambo reasonably
asked.
“Wait,” Captain Harkness said. “Until the aliens make
a move – either way.”
“Well, if that’s the best advice you have, there’s really
no point in any of you being in the Command Centre,” Magambo responded.
She waved a hand to summon two junior officers. “These four civilians
are under military detention until further orders. I can’t have
them wandering out of the secure zone. Take them to….” She
sighed. “Take them to the refectory trailer, but under guard. They’re
not to move from there without my express orders.”
Sarah Jane Smith complained loudly. So did Clyde and Rani. Jack Harkness
repeated his mantra about Torchwood being beyond the government and above
the law.
“This area is under military lockdown,” Captain Magambo pointed
out. “Neither the civil government or civil law have any jurisdiction
here. So don’t get clever with me, Captain Harkness. Go with them
and don’t make any trouble. If the time comes when we DO have some
use for your experience I’ll let you know.”
There was no further protest to be made. The officers flanked them as
they were taken from the Command Centre to the refectory trailer. It was
just as big but much quieter. They were told to sit at a table and coffee
and sandwiches were distributed. Rani and Clyde had both skipped lunch
to get to the landing site. They ate hungrily. Sarah Jane and Jack took
a sandwich each just for something to do with their hands other than pressing
buttons on their wrist devices. They didn’t want either confiscating
if they made it too obvious that they had used the time in the Command
Centre to ‘plug in’ to the computer system. They were both
following the efforts of the military to make sense of the situation.
“They’re not getting anywhere,” Sarah Jane concluded
after reading the data on her watch for several minutes.
“They’re not likely to get anywhere,” Jack agreed. “Then
again, we don’t know much, either. We’re a pretty useless
lot all around.”
“What if it IS dangerous?” Rani asked. “We’re
really THIS unprepared. “U.N.I.T., Torchwood, everyone… there’s
nothing any of you… us… can do… about aliens landing
in the middle of London and… taking us over?”
“I thought you were favouring the ET style nice guy alien?”
Clyde said to her. “We’re the ones thinking Independence Day.”
“Actually, if we’re doing science fiction, I was thinking
of Klaatu and his robot,” Jack Harkness said. “The original,
not that rubbish with all the American matinee idols with perfect teeth.”
Since Jack Harkness looked and sounded like an American matinee idol with
perfect teeth that was a bit of a case of the pot calling the kettle.
“Assume us teenagers don’t bother with anything not made in
THIS century,” Rani said. “And remind us of the plot of that
one.”
“Alien from a powerful society comes to Earth to warn humanity it
has to stop being so warlike and threatening or the planet will be destroyed
for the safety of the rest of the galaxy.”
“And we’ve surrounded the ship with soldiers, tanks, guns,”
Rani reflected ruefully.
“Yeah, but aliens don’t have to land in Ealing to find out
what we’re like, these days,” Clyde pointed out. “They
could just watch Sky News. War in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, murders
all over the place, North Korea building nukes. If that’s what they’re
here for, why are they making us wait? Just blow us out of the sky and
be done with it.”
“No thanks,” Sarah Jane replied. “I’ve not given
up hope for the Human race, yet.”
“Me neither,” Rani admitted. “But will the aliens realise
we’re worth another chance?”
“That might not be why they’re here,” Jack reminded
them.
“Besides, as warlike races go, we’re not the worst by a long
shot,” Sarah Jane added. “If we’re under scrutiny then
Sontar, the Sycorax home planet, Skaro, a whole lot of places ought to
be given a final warning before they worry about humans.”
“What other reasons might aliens have for coming here?” Clyde
asked. “If they’re invading… then one ship, parked in
Ealing… we’re sure there aren’t loads of them, in all
the cities of the world?”
Everyone checked their mobile phones and were not entirely surprised to
find they had been restricted. Of course, U.N.I.T. were capable of blocking
signals. Just to prove it wasn’t a coincidence, they could still
receive text messages and web content, but they couldn’t receive
or make calls. Jack Harkness read his incoming messages and laughed softly.
“My people report that the ‘Northala Fields incident’
is being officially dismissed as a major Halloween prank. The fact that
the ship looks a bit like a giant ‘witches hat’ to anyone
whose imagination isn’t very broad seems to be working so far.”
“Until the aliens come out and start eating our faces, anyway,”
Clyde suggested. “Then they’ll have to admit it was real.”
“Wouldn’t bet on it,” Jack responded. “People
still think the alien ship that crashed into Big Ben was a remote control
model and that 10 Downing Street was destroyed by a gas leak two days
later in a separate and unconnected incident.”
None of them had been there, but they ALL knew the truth about that one.
Of course the prank story would hold, even if the aliens emerged and had
a Halloween feast of freshly roasted Human flesh later.
“Anyway, there IS only the one ship,” Sarah Jane confirmed.
“And it came here. It’s not hovering over the Palace of Westminster
or the White House, or The Hague, or even the Welsh National Assembly,
and we all know how often THAT happens, Captain Harkness, with your famous
Rift as a beacon for them. It’s in a park in Ealing. It made a beeline
for this location. So….”
“Maybe there’s a special reason why it came here,” Rani
surmised. “There’s something about Northala Fields that attracted
it.”
Jack smiled at her in a way that earned him a possessive glare from Clyde.
“Good point, honey,” he said.
“It was exactly the point I was getting to,” Sarah Jane added.
“And if you spent a little less time looking inappropriately at
Rani you might have thought of it, too. What do we know about this park?”
“It was opened in 2008 after a five million pounds investment and
four years of work,” Rani said, reading the Wikipedia page on her
Blackberry. “The four hills, built from the rubble of the old Wembley
stadium and the White City Shopping Centre development were designed to
cut out noise, light and actual exhaust pollution from the busy A40.”
“Good excuse, worthy of Torchwood,” Jack said. “But
am I the only one who thinks it looks like an alien space ship landing
site from space?”
“I do abstract art classes,” Clyde pointed out. “I’ve
seen weirder stuff than that.”
Risking the wrath of their military guards, Jack produced a three dimensional
hologram version of the Google Earth view Rani had on her little screen.
The four hills with their distinctive winding paths made from the crushed
concrete of Wembley’s twin towers really did look unEarthly from
that view – the view the alien space ship would have had.
“Well, I’m not sure what an alien space ship landing site
ought to look like,” Rani admitted. “But it could be, I suppose.
Are you suggesting that the park was DESIGNED for this to happen?”
“Yes,” Sarah Jane said. “That’s EXACTLY what we’re
suggesting.”
“It was designed by an architect and structural engineer called
Ken Pettifer,” Rani added, still looking at the Wikipedia entry.
Nobody said anything, but Jack and Sarah Jane both tapped quickly on their
wrist devices. A few minutes later a rather disgruntled Captain Magambo
turned up in the refectory.
“You lot are here to assist the military, not to issue me with summonses,”
she pointed out.
“You need to question a man called Ken Pettifer,” Sarah Jane
told her. “He has some of the answers to your questions.”
“Really?”
“Yes, really,” Jack Harkness said firmly. “You’ve
got us incommunicado here or I’d get my people to do it. He’s
your man, get onto it.”
Captain Magambo nodded and turned away. They didn’t know if she
was going to do as they said or not. And they didn’t know if things
just got better or worse, or if it would make any difference at all.
“So this Pettifer must be an alien,” Clyde said. “The
advance guard. He had the hills built as a ground signal to his chums
in their ship.”
That sounded plausible enough. And it was an uncomfortable idea. How easily
had all the authorities been fooled into allowing such a thing to happen?
How easily had an alien got around the protections provided by U.N.I.T.,
Torchwood and all of their equivalent organisations around the world and
set up something so sinister in plain sight of them all?
“If we’re really that stupid, we deserve to be invaded,”
Sarah Jane admitted with a deep sigh.
And that seemed to be the consensus among them as they sat in the refectory,
supplied with coffee but with nothing else in the way of information for
the duration of the afternoon. If Mr Pettifer had been brought in by U.N.I.T.
and questioned about his activities nobody was telling them about it.
It started to get dark by half past four. Rani started to worry.
“I’ll be fired from work. I’ll be grounded at home!”
she said. “Either way I’m doomed. And it’s not as if
I’ve got anything out of it. We’re stuck in a van with no
windows. We’re not even allowed to see what’s happening. It
could be the end of the world and we won’t even know about it until
it’s too late.”
“If it’s the end of the world, then at least you won’t
be fired or grounded,” Clyde told her. That wasn’t much comfort.
Then they all became aware of activity around them. The soldiers who were
on rest breaks all jammed their berets on, grabbed their guns and rushed
out of the refectory. Even the two who were meant to be guarding them
hurried off, as well as the private who was serving out the tea and coffee.
Clyde and Rani looked at each other. Sarah Jane and Jack Harkness did
the same. Then without a word they all stood and followed the soldiers.
It was Halloween night, of course. High in the dull night sky there were
fireworks going off already. But they paled into insignificance in contrast
to the alien space ship. It wasn’t metallic green any more. It was
glowing gold-yellow with curious and unreadable symbols all around it.
Sitting on the top of the hill as it was, it had to be visible for miles
around.
“It’s all lit up,” Rani said. “How long….”
“Just now,” said Captain Magambo approaching them with a tall
but skinny civilian in a grey suit beside her. “This is Mr Ken Pettifer,
by the way. He has an explanation for all this.”
“It’s not an invasion,” he said. “It’s…
the opposite in fact.”
“What’s the opposite of an invasion?” Clyde asked.
“Look.”
The soldiers weren’t guarding the space ship any more. They were
forming a phalanx around the footpath from the Kensington Road entrance
to the park. They were guarding a group of people who made their way along
the path. There were about fifty of them in all, tall, skinny people rather
like Mr Pettifer. They were all dressed in grey and they held up over
their heads something that looked, at first glance, like very expensive
pumpkin lanterns glowing orange in the dark. Sarah Jane and Rani both
glanced away at the same time and noticed that Mr Pettifer was also carrying
a lantern.
Except it wasn’t a lantern. It was a head – a second head,
with features just like his normal head, but glowing orange. The head
was attached to his shoulder by something like a glowing orange swan’s
neck, long and elegant. As strange as it was, there was something a little
fantastic about it, too.
Rani lowered her eyes, thinking it might be rude to stare at somebody’s
second head.
“You must have used some kind of perception filter to hide that,”
Sarah Jane said to Mr Pettifer. “Or it would have been a give away.”
“We all came to Earth forty years ago,” Mr Pettifer said.
“Refugees from a dying world with a cold sun that gave no light
or heat. The new colony planet didn’t yet have enough food resources
to sustain us all, so we were dispersed among suitable habitable worlds
where we could mingle with the indigenous population and survive until
our day of departure when we could journey to our new home. Yes, this
park was designed as a beacon to bring in the ship. We knew there was
no way to do that quietly. Our departure was going to be noticeable. But…
perhaps that was for the best. It allows us… to thank the people
of planet Earth… for being our hosts for these years… allowing
us to live in peace among you.”
“Allowed isn’t exactly the word….” Captain Magambo
said. “We didn’t know about you.”
“Would we have let them live in peace if we had known?” Sarah
Jane asked. “U.N.I.T. forty years ago were a trigger happy lot.
They’d have just seen a bunch of aliens and done something stupid.
Torchwood would have been no better,” she added as Jack Harkness
opened his mouth to speak. “Mr Pettifer… or whatever your
real name is where you come from… it was nice to meet you. Have
a nice trip to your new planet.”
“I agree,” Rani said. “And by the way, this is a really
nice park. I’ve not come here very often before, but I might in
future. It is a nice monument to your people.”
“Yeah,” Clyde added. “Really cool.”
“Good journey,” Jack Harkness told him.
“Yes, indeed,” Captain Magambo agreed.
Mr Pettifer bowed his heads – both of them – and then turned
to join the line of people with extra lantern heads who were walking up
the hill, following the winding path of crushed concrete and gravel from
the demolition of Wembley stadium. Strung out along the path they were
a strange glowing, bobbing, moving line that was fascinating to watch.
When the first of the line reached the top of the hill, underneath the
ship itself, a hatch opened beneath. One by one they all disappeared inside.
The glowing line got shorter and shorter until the last of them was aboard.
The hatch closed. Rani felt Clyde’s hand grasp hers as the golden
space ship span around, slowly at first, then faster as it began to lift
off into the air. It hovered for a very short time then gained even more
speed as it rose into the night sky, disappearing among the explosions
of Halloween fireworks.
“They’ve gone, it’s over,” Sarah Jane said with
just a note of regret. “I think we should prevail upon U.N.I.T.
to take us home before your parents really do get worried, Rani. Clyde,
I suppose you’re coming, too?”
“I’d like to see what Mr Smith made of all this,” he
answered. “Maybe he worked out who they are.”
“I’m kind of curious about that, too,” Jack Harkness
said.
He wasn’t hinting at anything. He had his own resources, after all.
But something of the camaraderie they had all shared when they were ‘prisoners’
in the refectory still remained. They were the only ones outside of U.N.I.T.
who really knew what had happened here. They should stick together.
“If you promise to behave yourself,” Sarah Jane said. “You
can come back to my house for supper. But I mean it. Behave yourself.
And keep any guns you might have out of my sight.”
“Sure thing,” he said with a smile worthy of a toothpaste
advert.
By the time Rani got home she found that U.N.I.T. had cleared a cover
story for her that placated her parents. She wasn’t grounded and
she was allowed to stay to supper at Sarah Jane’s house. She spent
the evening writing up her peculiar afternoon into what she thought was
the best piece of journalism she had yet produced. Sarah Jane and Jack
both read it afterwards.
“Sorry,” Sarah Jane told her. “Even if you give this
to your editor it will never be published.”
“No chance,” Jack added. “Even if the MOD didn’t
come down on it, my lot would have to.”
“I thought as much,” she admitted with a regretful sigh. “But
I wanted to write it anyway.”
“I did the same back in the 70s,” Sarah Jane said. “Every
adventure I had with The Doctor would have been an award winning story,
but I could never get them published.”
Jack grinned that toothpaste advert grin again at mention
of The Doctor. He was everyone’s favourite subject, of course. Sarah
Jane smiled and realised she had one more avid listener to her reminiscences
about those days. She brought supper up to the attic on a tray and everyone
settled down to hear about the sinister and witch-like Sisterhood of Karn
as the Halloween fireworks continued to light up the sky over Ealing.