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        main part of the performance was everything they had expected – 
        and worse. Dull, childish stuff involving buckets of silver stuff pretending 
        to be water, ‘amusing’ incidents with ladders and near misses 
        with windows, pratfalls and slapstick comedy, brightly coloured, brightly 
        lit and accompanied by noisy, raucous music. 
        As Alan pointed out, a ten or fifteen minute routine as part of a circus, 
        with other kind of acts around it, wouldn’t be so bad. But after 
        an hour and a half, they were all starting to get a little bored by it 
        all.  
        The one moderately interesting bit was in the middle of the performance 
        when, through the medium of mime they performed a sort of history of ‘the 
        clown’, showing how those hundreds of clown faces they saw outside 
        originated from five basic types – Harlequin, Pierrot, Columbine, 
        Buffoon and Pantaloon, which in 18th century England were used to tell 
        a story about Harlequin’s love for Columbine – the female 
        clown – while Pantaloon tried to stop them. Luke and Maria found 
        that quite intriguing, but it only filled about twenty minutes of the 
        programme before they were back to the slapstick routines that the audience 
        wanted to clap along to and laugh at.  
        Clyde seemed to find that bit even more disturbing than the rest. Every 
        time the white faced harlequin clown looked in his direction he hid his 
        face in his hands as if he didn’t want to be seen. He was relieved 
        when they got back to red wigs and painted smiles and a chase around the 
        ring in a miniature vintage car that fell apart little by little until 
        the clowns were sitting on a bare chassis with a loose steering wheel 
        gripped in the driver clown’s hand.  
        “No, please don’t ask them for an encore!” Maria pleaded 
        under her breath as the clowns bowed theatrically and ran off to the side 
        to rapturous applause. An encore was inevitable, though, and they ran 
        back on from the wings to reprise a shorter, more comedic version of Harlequin 
        and Columbine in which Columbine was clearly a short, fat man in a wig 
        and ‘girly’ make up rather than a slender balletic woman. 
         
        But at least it was over then. The cheesy music continued as they made 
        their way out of the marquee. It was twilight outside and the way to the 
        car park illuminated with lanterns with clown faces on them that Clyde 
        glared back at.  
        “So,” Sarah Jane said as they reached the car. “Are 
        you still scared of clowns, Clyde?” 
        “No, I just hate them even more. Creepy, horrible, weirdos.” 
        “And you, Maria?”  
        “The history of the clowns was interesting. I was reading a bit 
        about it in the programme. The characters come from an Italian theatre 
        called commedia dell'arte. There was another one that you don’t 
        see these days, called Il Dottore. He was a sort of loud know it all who 
        was always interfering.” Clyde looked at Maria curiously and she 
        explained, having taken Italian as one of her language options, that Il 
        Dottore was ‘The Doctor’. Clyde laughed for the first time 
        all evening and turned to share the joke with Luke.  
        “Luke?” He turned all the way around, looking for his friend. 
        Sarah Jane and Alan both looked, too. Luke was not with them. They tried 
        to remember when he had been with them last.  
        “When we were passing the egg head collection,” Maria said. 
        “He was looking at them again. He seemed to be intrigued by the 
        idea of the miniature clown faces.”  
        Clyde visibly shuddered. Fascinated wasn’t the word he would use. 
         
        Sarah Jane’s face was nearly as pale as the harlequin clown as mild 
        concern turned to worry. Alan was the practical one who brought them back 
        to the marquee entrance where most of the stalls and sideshows were closing 
        now. The Pierrot and Auguste were packing the eggheads into special boxes 
        where they nestled safely in layers. They jumped visibly as Alan approached. 
        The Pierrot nearly dropped a tray of eggs and swore in a way he definitely 
        shouldn’t have sworn in the presence of children.  
        “Sorry to bother you,” Alan said. “But my friend’s 
        son is missing. We last saw him around here.”  
        “Son?” The Auguste clown’s real mouth twisted into a 
        grimace of concern beneath the greasepaint. “A small child?” 
         
        “No,” Sarah Jane answered. “He’s fifteen. But… 
        he’s sort of… special… He was interested in the eggs 
        and I think he might have….”  
        Sarah Jane stopped. The two clowns obviously thought she meant that Luke 
        was learning impaired or whatever politically correct euphemism was currently 
        acceptable. In one sense, he was. He still had only two years of real 
        experience of the world and its dangers. When something interested him 
        he did have a tendency to forget details like the fact that the park was 
        getting darker by the minute and that they were all waiting for him.  
        But where was he? And where had the Auguste clown gone? He was there one 
        moment, and the next he seemed to have disappeared.  
        Just like Luke. 
        “I think we should call the police,” Alan said. And at that, 
        the Pierrot looked horrified and said that he would fetch the circus manager 
        and he was sure there was just a misunderstanding, and surely the boy 
        would be found quickly enough.  
        “He’d better be,” Alan said in a voice that had more 
        than a hint of warning in it. He turned to Sarah Jane and put a comforting 
        hand on her shoulder. “It’s all right. Luke isn’t daft. 
        He’s going to be all right.” 
        “But where is he?” Sarah Jane asked him. “Why would 
        he just wander off like this? Somebody has taken him…” 
        “The clowns,” Clyde murmured and shuddered at the thought, 
        mixed up with his own memory of his childhood experience of clowns.  
        “But then why would he just let them grab him?” Maria pointed 
        out. “He would scream. He just… wasn’t with us suddenly.” 
         
        The ‘manager’ of the clown circus arrived, accompanied by 
        the Pierrot and Auguste. Nobody was especially impressed by the fact that 
        it was the small, fat man still wearing the Columbine costume and make 
        up, or by his claim that the marquee and surrounding area was now being 
        searched.  
        They certainly weren’t impressed by his apology for the inconvenience 
        or the offer of free tickets to tomorrow’s performance.  
        “I want my son back,” Sarah Jane answered him with a hard 
        edge to her voice. “If he isn’t here, safe and well in ten 
        minutes then I am calling the police. And if they can’t find him, 
        I’m calling U.N.I.T. They will tear this field apart, including 
        your tent.” 
        “Call Torchwood,” Maria said. “They’ll sort this 
        creepy place out.” 
        “I might just do that, too,” Sarah Jane told her. And she 
        meant it, because she noticed something when Maria said that word. The 
        Pierrot, Auguste, and the short, fat Columbine all flinched and their 
        real eyes, beneath the paint, flickered as if that word meant something 
        to them.  
        And Maria had looked it up extensively on the internet. She knew very 
        well that Torchwood was a word known only to a few people in that context. 
        Most references were to an aromatic plant that mainly grows in Florida. 
        So anyone who did know that Torchwood was a secret organisation that monitored 
        alien activity on Earth was probably somebody Torchwood ought to be investigating. 
         
        Somebody Sarah Jane should look into, with K9 and Mr Smith to help. But 
        Sarah Jane was too worried about Luke to think about that at the moment. 
         
        Then there was a shout. Everyone turned as a Harlequin and Buffoon clown 
        came running and behind them another Harlequin type clown in a different 
        style of outfit was helping Luke to walk along. He was limping and there 
        was mud on his clothes as if he might have fallen, and when Sarah Jane 
        ran to him he looked dazed.  
        “What happened?” she asked him. “Where were you?” 
         
        “I don’t know,” he answered. “I can’t remember. 
        One minute I was… looking at the eggs… the next… I don’t 
        remember. I remember…. I think there was…. There was a clown… 
        and then… then… I woke up in the dark. There was another clown… 
        looking at me… My head hurts…”  
        Then he fainted. Alan caught him.  
        “He must have wandered off in the dark and tripped over,” 
        said the Columbine clown manager. “But he’s all right now….”  “He’s not all right,” Sarah Jane responded. 
        “I’m taking him to the hospital, and if his injuries are anything 
        other than caused by a fall, then the police WILL be called. So just you 
        lot be warned.”  Alan nodded. He carried Luke to his car and Sarah Jane 
        and Maria sat in the back with him while Clyde took the passenger seat. 
        Luke did begin to come around as they drove off the car park, leaving 
        Sarah Jane’s car behind for now. But even so, both adults agreed 
        they should go to out-patients.  
        “Clowns!” Clyde muttered. “Creepy.”    In a small tent beside the large marquee that was obviously 
        used as a dressing room for the clowns, the small fat manager in his Columbine 
        costume watched the last of the egg boxes being carefully put away by 
        the Auguste, the Harlequin and the Pierrot. They were all nervous about 
        the prospect of the police turning up at any moment.  
        “I told you to make sure they were fed straight away,” the 
        Columbine said. “We can’t have them snatching kids. People 
        make a fuss about kids. You should have found a couple of stray dogs.” 
         
        “There weren’t any,” the Auguste answered. “There’s 
        a dog warden in this area. They round up strays.” 
        “Cats then,” Columbine snapped. “Something. That was 
        a close thing. If the kid remembers anything….”  “Even if he does, nobody will believe him,” 
         the 
        Pierrot said. “They’ll put it down to nightmares, overwrought 
        imagination. Probably send him to therapy for clown phobia.”  “Sometimes…” the Auguste said in a quiet, 
        sad voice. “Sometimes I wish somebody would find out. Somebody who 
        could free us of this curse…” 
        “Nobody can free us,” replied the Columbine with an even sadder 
        tone.  
        The Pierrot said nothing. He turned and sat at a table in front of a mirror 
        and began to remove the stage make up.  
        Beneath the make up his own real face was white as chalk with black-rimmed 
        eyes, black triangles on his cheeks and black lips. His real face, in 
        short, was a pierrot face.  
        A large, sad tear rolled down his cheek.  
          To Be Continued...   |