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      Julia shivered. Not because she was cold. At not quite 
        ten o’clock in the morning it was already warm enough for her to 
        be wearing a leotard top and a small skirt and sandals on bare feet. Chrístõ 
        had the coat she had discarded over his arm along with his leather jacket 
        which didn’t seem quite as practical today as it usually did.  
      
        What made her shiver was the laughter emanating from a glass display case 
        near where they stood in the queue waiting to be admitted to Blackpool 
        Pleasure Beach. Chrístõ had brought her there in the summer 
        of 2003 for her half term holiday treat, assuring her that it was just 
        about the best fun to be had in the galaxy.  
      
        She was quite prepared to believe him. The various rides she could see 
        inside looked exciting, even to somebody who had ridden plasma storms 
        in a TARDIS. But what was spoiling it right now was having to stand next 
        to that horrible thing with the laughter that chilled her to the bone. 
         
      
        She looked at the figure inside the glass case and it did nothing to reassure 
        her. It was a mechanical clown about the size of a thin and not very tall 
        Human male, with a doll sized duplicate of itself sitting on its knee. 
        The clown was sat on a sort of throne and it span around and laughed continuously. 
         
      
        And it was the most creepy thing she had seen since… 
      
        No, she told herself. She wasn’t going to think of the vampires 
        on a sunny day when she was meant to be happy. That was a nightmare long 
        forgotten. She was happy now. She loved her aunt and uncle, and her cousins. 
        She loved her school, and the gym club and ballet. She loved going to 
        the bowling alley in town on a Saturday afternoon with her friends and 
        eating food that her aunt frowned upon. 
      
        She loved Chrístõ, her boyfriend who was a Time Lord and 
        the most exciting person she had ever met in her life.  
      
        She had every reason to be happy. She had every reason not to be haunted 
        by memories of the terrifying past Chrístõ had rescued her 
        from.  
      
        But right now, this garishly coloured mechanical clown was actually beginning 
        to make her feel the same creeping horror she had known on that dead spaceship 
        where she had hid from the vampires and dreaded the day her luck would 
        run out. 
      
        She tried to listen to what other people were saying around her and block 
        out the sound of the laughter. 
      
        It didn’t help much. Most of the people in the queue were talking 
        about how much THEY hated the clown too.  
      
        “Bloody thing,” said a man whose wife was comforting their 
        small child who insisted it was ‘too scary’. “You know, 
        a few years back they had a fire here. Burnt down the building this used 
        to stand outside. And would you believe the bloody clown was away being 
        cleaned?” He laughed. “I’d have thrown it on the fire.” 
      
        “I’m going to SET it on fire in a minute,” the mother 
        of the crying child said. “Does it have to do that ALL the time?” 
         
      
        “It’s so creepy,” somebody else remarked. “The 
        size of it, it’s so lifelike.”  
      
        “I heard about one in California,” said a woman with an American 
        accent. “And they x-rayed it and found there was a real Human skeleton 
        inside. Somebody had done a murder, years back, in the 1930s, and hid 
        the body inside the dummy.” 
      
        “Ugghhh!” Julia squealed and stepped away from the display 
        case.  
      
        “That doesn’t make sense,” Camilla said, stepping closer 
        and looking at the dummy. “For one thing, WHY would anyone x-ray 
        a thing like that? And how would the body, when it was fresh, have been 
        hidden inside? It would be too big.” 
      
        “Besides,” Kohb added. “Dead bodies don’t just 
        evaporate off the skeleton. There would have been ‘seepage’.” 
      
        He didn’t need to elaborate about what “seepage” was. 
        Everyone had a graphic image in their heads of what a decaying corpse 
        in a clown costume would look like.  
      
        Unfortunately it didn’t allay the feelings about the clown. Rather 
        it seemed to increase them. As one the queue for tickets seemed to back 
        away from the creepy laughing clown. 
       Chrístõ sighed and extracted his sonic screwdriver 
        from his jacket pocket. He passed the coats to Kohb and stepped towards 
        the case. He set it to short range scanning mode and examined for any 
        trace of calcification or Human remains of any kind. There was nothing. 
        The clown was just clockwork or hydraulics of some kind, covered in a 
        costume.  
      
        The laughter was certainly annoying, though. He looked around. Most of 
        the people in the crowd were watching him curiously. It definitely fell 
        into the category of silly showing off that would lose him some marks 
        at the Academy. But even so… 
      
        He pressed the sonic screwdriver up against the glass case and pressed 
        the button. The laughter stopped, mid-guffaw. So did the rotating chair 
        and the mechanical movements of the clown itself.  
      
        There was a round of applause from the crowd as Chrístõ 
        returned to the queue for a peaceful ten minutes before the ticket office 
        opened and they all shuffled forward to get their plastic unlimited ride 
        wristbands.  
      
        “That man shone a light at the clown and it stopped,” said 
        the small child to the Pleasure Beach attendant who was fastening on his 
        wristband. Chrístõ practiced an inscrutably innocent look 
        as several of the staff looked at him and then each other, and then realised 
        that they hadn’t been hearing the laughter for at least ten minutes. 
         
      
        “If I thought he really had, I’d give him a year’s free 
        entry pass,” the attendant whispered to her colleague as the child 
        and his parents moved along and she took the American woman’s credit 
        card in payment for her wristband. “I expect the bloody thing just 
        broke down.”  
      
        But she smiled especially warmly at Chrístõ when it was 
        his turn, and he was sure her ‘enjoy your day at the Pleasure Beach’ 
        was more sincerely meant than it was for any other guest.  
      
        “Don’t look so smug,” Camilla told him as they emerged 
        into the Pleasure Beach. “You committed an act of vandalism in front 
        of about fifty people.”  
       “It was a service to the community,” he said. 
        “Come on, I want to take Julia on the log flume before the queues 
        get too long.” 
        
      They had a very exciting, very fun day. They rode all the 
        rides and ate a lot of sticky and unhealthy foods that Julia’s aunt 
        would never approve of. Later, they went to the ice show that was one 
        of the evening attractions of the Pleasure Beach. Julia was entranced. 
        Chrístõ wondered if he ought to buy her a pair of ice skates 
        and let her learn to skate in addition to the gymnastics and ballet that 
        she loved. Then he wondered what she would do when they were married and 
        living on Gallifrey. They had ballet and opera, of a rather grandiose 
        kind. But ice skating and gymnastics were unheard of there.  
      
        Of course, he could always bring her home to Earth on visits. And to see 
        her family on Beta Delta IV. She could see those things there. He hoped 
        that would be enough. He knew his father had brought his mother from Earth 
        to live on Gallifrey but he had never asked if she was completely happy 
        there. He always assumed she was. But perhaps he should ask his father 
        some advice about that. 
      
        “Oh,” Camilla said as they neared the exit of the park at 
        the end of the show. “I’ve lost my shawl. I had it over my 
        shoulder bag because it’s so warm still, I didn’t need it. 
        But it must have fallen.” 
      
        “I’ll go back and look,” Kohb offered and turned back. 
        The others waited outside the gate, hoping that he wouldn’t get 
        locked in. The security guard promised to let their friend out before 
        they unleashed the guard dogs, but Julia looked so alarmed by that he 
        smiled reassuringly and admitted he was kidding.  
      
        Kohb wasn’t locked in, but they WERE among the last to leave the 
        park as the bright neon signs and strings of coloured lights were all 
        turned off and all that remained was some security lights. It was an eerie 
        contrast as they made their way around to the car park and the hire car 
        Chrístõ had taken for the duration of their holiday. It 
        was only a mere ten or fifteen minutes ago that there was music and the 
        noise of the rides operating and people laughing and talking. And now 
        it was all still and quiet.  
      
        “I would hate to walk through there at night,” Camilla said 
        as she looked up at the framework of one of the coasters, white against 
        the dark sky. “It’s as if the souls of all the people who 
        have been there in the daytime leave an echo in the air afterwards.” 
      
        “That’s entirely possible,” Chrístõ said. 
        “People when all is said and done are walking, talking energy producing, 
        energy using machines. All that life, all that energy expelled in a place 
        like this, it is easy to imagine a trace of it still hanging around. It’s 
        the same with railway stations. The London underground system is notorious 
        for it. The night staff are always reporting seeing ‘ghosts’.” 
      
        “This is not a good time to tell ghost stories,” Kohb told 
        him. “In the dark.” 
      
        “I should have thought it was a perfect time to tell ghost stories,” 
        Camilla answered him. “When it’s dark and creepy and atmospheric.” 
      
        “NOT when you know the sort of stories we tell on Gallifrey,” 
        Kohb told her. “The Fendahl… The…” 
      
        “Yes,” Chrístõ agreed. The other thing Kohb 
        was about to mention was the Great Vampires. Two horrors of legend that 
        their people reputedly vanquished millennia ago. But vanquished or not, 
        Julia didn’t need to know that there were other creatures than the 
        ones she had encountered that were capable of sucking the life from people. 
      
        They reached the car. Chrístõ got into the driver’s 
        seat. He was the only one of them who actually knew how to drive Earth 
        cars of the early 21st century. Julia fastened her seatbelt in the passenger 
        seat. Kohb and Camilla sat next to each other in the back. Julia looked 
        behind and smiled. They were holding hands. She was SURE they had done 
        so several times on the scarier white knuckle rides, AND in the not at 
        all scary River Caves and Alice in Wonderland ride. And he had been very 
        attentive towards her. It was HE who went back to look for her shawl. 
         
       She turned forward again as she wondered if it was possible 
        for a Time Lord and a Gendermorph to be an item. Was it any more difficult, 
        she supposed, than a Time Lord and a Human? She looked at Chrístõ 
        as he half turned in his seat to double check that the darkened car park 
        WAS clear for him to reverse out of the parking space. He did so smoothly, 
        turning the car neatly. He told her once that he enjoyed driving Earth 
        cars because he liked the feeling of being in control of a machine that 
        did exactly what he wanted it to do when he turned the wheel or put his 
        foot on the pedals. Julia teased him by saying that was just because his 
        TARDIS didn’t always do what he wanted.  
      
        “WHAT the &*%$£@#!” As he turned around and changed 
        gear to go forward something loomed in front of the car. He yelled and 
        jammed his foot back down on the brake. Julia yelped as the seatbelt pulled 
        tight against her, then let out a shriek that matched Camilla’s 
        in pitch and intensity as she saw the reason why Chrístõ 
        had made that emergency stop.  
      
        The figure turned and stared at them through the windscreen, briefly, 
        but not so briefly that they could mistake it for a trick of the light 
        or a figment of an overtired imagination. Then it turned and ran.  
      
        Chrístõ reached for his seatbelt release, but this WAS a 
        hire car, and he was not as instinctively familiar with it as he was with 
        his TARDIS. He fumbled for several wasted seconds trying to get out of 
        the restraint. By the time he got out of the car the figure was gone. 
        He ran in the direction it had gone, but that led to a dead end at the 
        back of the toilet blocks. He looked around and could see nothing. Then 
        his eye caught something part way up the high wall. He reached and found 
        a scrap of cloth caught on a nail.  
      
        He decided against climbing the wall himself. It was sheer and had no 
        handholds, and besides, that actually did constitute breaking and entering. 
         
      
        He walked slowly back, hugging the shadows of the buildings as he made 
        his way towards the main entrance where they had stood in the sunlight 
        twelve hours ago, waiting to be let in.  
      
        He tripped over something in the narrow pathway between the end of the 
        toilet block and the back of the art deco style round tower that stood 
        at the north corner of the park. He raised himself up and looked into 
        the dead eyes of a man in the uniform of the Pleasure Beach security staff. 
        It might have been the one who let them out of the park not fifteen minutes 
        ago. He wasn’t sure.  
      
        What he was sure of, was that the man had died only a few minutes ago. 
        And he had been strangled. By the penlight mode of his sonic screwdriver 
        he could see the bruising where fingers had pressed hard. 
      
        He got up and continued running. Although the park was closed, there was 
        still maybe half an hour until the stage show in the theatre next to the 
        north entrance finished and the outer gates were still open. He was able 
        to get as far as the plaza where the annoying clown’s display case 
        stood.  
      
        The clown? Although the dead man was still in the forefront of his mind, 
        the clown was a part of this, too. A big part. He bent down and picked 
        up an object that caught his eye. It was the miniature version of the 
        clown that should have been sitting on its knee. He compared the scrap 
        of cloth he had found. It was the same pattern.  
      
        He looked back at the empty throne and the open panel of the glass case. 
         
      
        Then he turned and ran to the security gate that now closed off the main 
        part of the pleasure beach. He rattled it and yelled until a security 
        guard came running.  
       “You’ve got a dead man out here,” Chrístõ 
        told him. “And a missing clown.” 
        
      “The CLOWN walked out in front of our CAR,” 
        Julia insisted as a police officer tried to take statements from all four 
        of them in the interview room in the Pleasure Beach security office. “Chrístõ 
        just about managed to stop before he ran it over.” 
      
        “I was in no danger of running it over,” Chrístõ 
        corrected her. “I was doing about two miles per hour. And no, NONE 
        of us have been drinking. Julia was in danger of od’ing on candy 
        floss earlier in the day, but we had a good non-alcoholic meal before 
        the ice show. We were ALL stone cold sober and in control of our wits, 
        and all four of us saw the clown standing there, in front of us. IT saw 
        us.”  
      
        “THE clown from the display case?” the officer said.  
      
        “I know how that sounds,” Camilla told him. “And I know 
        you’re going to say next that it was a man dressed in the same costume. 
        And that would be the logical answer, of course. But…” 
       “Where’s the REAL clown?” Kohb finished 
        the question for her.  
      
        “Somebody stole it, obviously,” the police officer said. “Probably 
        the same person who killed the security guard. He must have disturbed 
        them in the act.” 
      
        The police officer picked up the clown doll that lay in the middle of 
        the table between them. He examined it carefully. They could all see it 
        was mostly a sawdust filled dummy with some wires that would have animated 
        it. The wires were ripped loose as if with some force.  
      
        “If somebody had stolen the clown, then it would be stupid to rip 
        the small one off it,” Chrístõ said. “It surely 
        would devalue it.” 
      
        “How much is a creepy mechanical clown worth?” Camilla asked. 
         
      
        “Millions,” said the Pleasure Beach security man who had brought 
        them coffee as they sat making their witness statements. “It’s 
        an irreplaceable antique. A one off. There’s nothing like it anywhere 
        else in the world. It’s insured for millions. But when Mr Thompson 
        finds out he won’t care about the money. It’s sentimental 
        value. It’s been here since 1935, when his grandfather first took 
        over the management of the park.” 
      
        “Could it be for ransom?” the police officer speculated. “If 
        the Clown is so valuable. Somebody could be thinking of holding it for 
        ransom until the management pay up.” 
      
        “It’s none of those things,” Julia insisted. “The 
        CLOWN must have killed the man. The CLOWN did it.”  
      
        “That’s ridiculous,” the police officer said. But Julia 
        spoke for all four of them. They ALL knew what they had seen. And Chrístõ 
        looked at the security guard and couldn’t help thinking that he 
        was less disbelieving than the policeman.  
      
        The radio crackled and the police officer looked around at them all. They 
        were not suspects as such. They were witnesses. And they could, in theory, 
        decide to leave any time.  
      
        “Please wait here,” he said to them before leaving the room 
        to respond to the radio call.  
      
        “You know something, don’t you?” Chrístõ 
        said to the guard. “Sit down. Talk to me.”  
      
        The guard looked at him for a moment and wondered why a young man who 
        looked no older than twenty and wore a leather jacket looked like somebody 
        who he should take orders from. Then he sat and identified himself as 
        Dennis Lawlor, security manager.  
      
        “There are stories about that clown. I’ve had perfectly sober 
        men who’ve worked the night security for years who SWEAR it moves 
        on its own when it’s switched off at night. One time we nearly went 
        into a major lockdown because one of my men reported that it was missing, 
        like tonight. But when I looked it was sitting there looking as creepy 
        as ever.” 
      
        “But nobody has ever DIED before,” Chrístõ said. 
         
      
        “If there were murders in the night, at a place as famous as this…” 
        The security guard didn’t need to go on. His point was made. “It’s 
        going to look bad when it makes the papers as it is. A man dead and a 
        priceless antique missing.” 
      
        “Yes.” Chrístõ gave an ironic half smile. “I 
        wonder which the papers will think the biggest headline is?” 
      
        “I don’t suppose any of them will say that the clown killed 
        the man,” Julia said.  
      
        “I wouldn’t be too sure,” Chrístõ answered 
        her. “The tabloids of this era have some very funny ideas about 
        what constitutes a headline story. But getting back to the point. Your 
        security staff, who are all, so far as you know, sober, intelligent men, 
        not given to hallucinations, have on more than one occasion in the past, 
        felt there was something a little STRANGE about the clown.”  
      
        “That about sums it up, sir,” the guard answered. “But…” 
      
        Chrístõ nodded and sat back in his seat thoughtfully. He 
        knew the universe was far more complicated than anyone on Earth in the 
        first decade of the twenty-first century could begin to guess. He knew 
        there was such thing as artificial intelligence. And he knew that most 
        of it had never actually heard of Azimov’s Laws of Robotics. He 
        could easily believe that a robotic life form had killed the guard.  
      
        But if it was an artificial intelligence, why did it spend the majority 
        of its time pretending to be a mechanical toy in a display case? 
      
        His train of thought was halted by the return of the police officer, followed 
        by another of the Pleasure Beach Staff who brought a laptop computer with 
        him. He set it on the table and loaded what was clearly footage from the 
        security cameras. 
      
        “I really don’t know what to say about this,” the officer 
        said. Then he said nothing at all for a long while. Nobody did. They just 
        watched in astonishment.  
      
        First they watched the security camera that overlooked the plaza by the 
        north entrance. And there was no mistake. The glass door to the display 
        case opened and the clown stepped out. The saw it bend and wrench the 
        small dummy from its knee, tearing the fabric where it was sewn in place. 
        It threw down the dummy and started to move off across the plaza. They 
        saw the security guard run towards it as it reached the path between the 
        two buildings, where it was cut off from view. Then the camera view switched 
        to the car park. They saw the hire car reverse out of the parking space. 
        Then the clown running across the car park, Chrístõ jamming 
        on the brake, and the clown glaring at the occupants of the car before 
        turning and running back towards the park with Chrístõ in 
        pursuit.  
      
        The camera picked up what Chrístõ didn’t see because 
        he was still untangling himself from the seatbelt. The clown leapt over 
        the fifteen foot perimeter fence as if it had spring-loaded feet, catching 
        its torn knee on a nail before it disappeared over the wall. 
      
        “You’ll all be pleased to know,” the police officer 
        said, finally. “The one thing that video does is rule out any of 
        you four as the killer. But before I take this back to my DCI and tell 
        him an antique clown is strangling people I’d like to investigate 
        all other possibilities. COULD it have been somebody dressed up in a clown 
        costume? Could somebody have dressed as the clown earlier in the day, 
        for a prank, and sat there…” 
      
        “In the hot sunshine we’ve had today?” Kohb pointed 
        out. “In an enclosed glass case? No Human would survive that. And 
        then WHY the murder?” 
      
        “It wasn’t a man dressed up,” Julia insisted. “It 
        WAS the clown. Really it was.”  
      
        “Then… this is…” 
      
        “Something way beyond your scope,” Chrístõ said 
        to the police officer. “But it’s within mine. I can help.” 
         
      
        “Sir… I don’t think…” The officer again 
        wondered why this young man seemed to carry so much authority in his bearing. 
        But there was absolutely no doubt that he did. “What is your scope?” 
         
      
        “I’m an expert on extra-terrestrial lifeforms,” he answered. 
         
      
        “I thought you said you were Chrístõ De Lo…” 
        The officer looked down at his notebook and made a thorough hash of pronouncing 
        his name. “And that you are a…” The police officer frowned. 
        He was sure that he had written ‘law student’ when the four 
        witnesses had all identified themselves before. And his eyes, he was sure, 
        STILL saw the word Law Student. But his brain was telling him that the 
        young man in the leather jacket was a post graduate of the Prydonian Academy, 
        Gallifrey, specialising in the study of extra terrestrial and artificial 
        lifeforms. 
      
        It was true, Chrístõ thought. Only the extra-terrestrials 
        he had specialised in were the Humans of planet Earth. 
      
        “Well… er… Professor… Doctor… um…” 
         
      
        “Chrístõ,” he said helpfully. There were times 
        to pull rank, but this wasn’t one of them.  
      
        “We’re searching the park now. The feeling is that the clown 
        or… whatever… might be in the area still. By all means come 
        along… And the other gentleman… but the little girl…” 
         
      
        “I’m thirteen,” Julia protested. “And I’m 
        not afraid of the dark.”  
      
        “Even so,” the police officer said. “This… whatever 
        it is, has KILLED a man. I think it best… we can arrange a driver 
        to take these ladies back to your hotel.” 
      
        “No,” Julia insisted. “I’m staying here until 
        Chrístõ is ready to drive us.”  
      
        “And I’m certainly not leaving Julia alone,” Camilla 
        added. “We are BOTH staying put.”  
       “We’re wasting time,” Chrístõ 
        said, deciding the matter. This is a security centre. The girls will be 
        safe here. Come on…” He stood up. Kohb did too, touching Camilla’s 
        hand gently as he did so. The gesture was not lost on any of them.  
        
      Even with security lights, the Pleasure Beach was a dark, 
        shadowy place after it closed. There were many hiding places for a fugitive 
        clown. And ordinary methods of searching like heat seeking or sniffer 
        dogs were not going to be any use. It depended on men with good night 
        sight looking for what was out of the ordinary.  
      
        As it happened, that was exactly what they had. The Pleasure Beach security 
        guards were all used to walking the paths between the rides at night, 
        and they knew what was supposed to be there and what wasn’t. The 
        police officers in pursuit of the killer were experienced at pursuit. 
        And Chrístõ and Kohb, though trained as neither policemen 
        nor security guards had extremely superior nightsight due to the extra 
        components in their Gallifreyan eyes. They could see perfectly well as 
        long as there was even the smallest amount of light to process.  
      
        “There!” Dennis shouted as he spotted a movement by the entrance 
        to the ghost train. The guards, police and Gallifreyans raced towards 
        it. But as they closed in the clown jumped up from inside one of the silent 
        cars on the track and laughed its mechanical laugh before leaping onto 
        the upper track then onto the sloping roof of the ticket kiosk. It slid 
        down to the path where it landed nimbly and ran again.  
      
        “Next time,” Chrístõ suggested. “Point, 
        don’t shout. It disturbs the maniacal killer clown.”  
      
        “I will remember that, next time,” Dennis answered him. “It 
        went towards the Magnolia Café.” 
      
        A sound of breaking glass confirmed that assessment. Chrístõ 
        and Kohb were the fastest runners and reached the café first. Broken 
        glass crunched under their feet as they crossed the threshold and paused 
        to get their bearings.  
      
        Chrístõ remembered what the café looked like in the 
        daytime when they had eaten ice cream sundaes there. It actually incorporated 
        two of the rides. The river from the ‘River Caves’ flowed 
        past the table where they had sat while the rails for the ‘Gold 
        Mine’ ride ran overhead.  
      
        He looked up and spotted their quarry hanging from one of the rails. It 
        laughed again and swung itself up and began running along the rails.  
      
        “Ok,” Chrístõ murmured. “Two can play 
        at THAT game.” He jumped on one of the tables and then light-footed 
        he used the railing that separated the café from the river to launch 
        himself up. He grasped the rails with both hands and swung himself up 
        with only a little less agility than the clown. He only wished Julia was 
        watching to see how much he had learnt from watching her gymnastic routines. 
         
      
        He felt the rail wobble as Kohb followed his lead. The two of them followed 
        the clown up the slight incline that brought them from the café 
        into the ‘Gold Mine’.  
      
        It was difficult going. They had to place their feet carefully to avoid 
        tripping and falling off the raised rail. And once they entered the ‘caves’ 
        proper there was no light at all. Chrístõ turned the sonic 
        screwdriver to penlight mode that mainly served to eerily light up the 
        fibre glass models of gold mine workers and give them far too many false 
        alarms.  
      
        “They didn’t look THAT lifelike when we went around this ride 
        earlier,” Chrístõ told Kohb telepathically as he steadied 
        his hearts after coming face to face with what he had thought, for a scary 
        moment was another of the Clown’s victims. 
      
        “I didn’t pay them that much attention,” Kohb answered 
        him.  
      
        “Yes, I noticed that,” Chrístõ answered him. 
        “You and Camilla were rather interested in each other.” 
      
        “Yes.” The telepathic equivalent of a blush clouded Kohb’s 
        response. “Madame Camilla is a very special woman,” he managed 
        to reply. 
      
        “That she is. When she IS a woman, that is.”  
      
        “Cam is a fascinating man, too. I think we can find a way to make 
        it work… If…” 
      
        “We’ll talk about it later,” Chrístõ suggested. 
        “Let’s catch up with laughing boy, first.”  
      
        They caught flashes of white ahead from time to time, but the Clown had 
        several advantages over them. The primary one seemed to be that it DIDN’T 
        have a life to lose and so had no fear of death or injury as it ran.  
      
        Chrístõ wondered what they would do WHEN they caught it. 
        And he had to admit he wasn’t sure. Given that it had already killed 
        one man, he wasn’t even sure if they were going to catch it or it 
        catch them.  
      
        “There!” Kohb called out telepathically. But Chrístõ 
        had already seen it. The Clown had reached the end of the line. A pair 
        of double swing doors led out to the ride finish. But they were locked 
        and bolted for the night.  
      
        Or at least they were. Chrístõ wondered where something 
        that was made of quite a lot of sawdust got its strength from as it battered 
        against the door and burst it open.  
      
        But that was a dead end. Four policemen and two Pleasure Beach security 
        guards were right outside. The policemen had their nightsticks raised, 
        ready to defend themselves from strangling fingers. The Clown turned around 
        and saw only two people behind it and made an obvious judgement. It pushed 
        them aside and began to run back the other way.  
      
        “Come on,” Chrístõ told Kohb. “Nobody 
        else try to follow,” he added. “It’s way too risky in 
        the dark.” 
      
        Then the lights all came on. He wondered briefly who had thought of that 
        and why they hadn’t done it sooner. Possibly because nobody wanted 
        to die at the hands of a homicidal mechanical clown with the tune “Oh, 
        My Darling Clementine” as the last sound they would hear.  
      
        “Sir!” Kohb called out as they heard a clunking sound behind 
        them. Chrístõ turned and saw one of the mining car rides 
        rattling along the rails. THAT he was sure hadn’t been intentional. 
        The cars, the lights and annoying tune must have been on the same circuit. 
         
      
        “Jump onto it!” he called out. They didn’t have a lot 
        of choice really. It was jump or be run down by it. Kohb landed in the 
        car itself, but Chrístõ perched himself on the front of 
        it, ready to jump off again once they caught up with the Clown.  
      
        And they WOULD catch up with it now. This was far from a white knuckle 
        ride, but even so the car moved at a fair speed on the rails, and there 
        were several points where the rail dipped and rose which it did smoothly 
        and without loss of speed, while before they had been forced to negotiate 
        those parts cautiously.  
      
        Excited shouts told them they were approaching the Magnolia café 
        again, where the other pursuers were closing in. Chrístõ 
        saw the clown ahead, standing on the rail and growling at the men who 
        gathered below.  
      
        “Get out of the car,” he warned Kohb. He scrambled over the 
        back to stand safely on the rail a moment before the car collided with 
        the Clown and derailed, crashing to the ground, below. Chrístõ 
        jumped off a fraction of a moment before, grabbing the rail as he fell. 
        There were cries of alarm as he dangled by one hand and the Clown fell 
        past him, plunging into the murky River Caves water beneath. Chrístõ 
        looked down and judged his distance and let himself drop down into the 
        water. It was only about three feet deep but it broke his fall still. 
        He stood up, only slightly shaken and waded towards the Clown. 
      
        “No!” It hissed. “I want to live. I won’t let 
        you…” It raised its hands as if to strangle him, but there 
        was no strength in it. The water had damaged its mechanical parts. The 
        hands froze harmlessly around his neck.  
      
        But the intelligence that drove it was still alive - if alive was the 
        word for it. He hauled the Clown out of the water and warned everyone 
        to stand back.  
      
        “Who are you?” he asked, pointing his sonic screwdriver at 
        the head. “WHAT are you?”  
      
        “I am a Tok Entity,” a voice rasped. A voice which all of 
        the Human witnesses recognised as something alien. Although it spoke English 
        there was an alien cadence to it as if the language was something it had 
        learnt only slowly. 
      
        “Tok?” Chrístõ queried. “From the Arcamalian 
        system? How did you get here? That system was destroyed a hundred years 
        ago. You annihilated each other.”  
      
        “Some of us escaped. Not in corporeal form, but as sentient energy. 
        We sought places where we could thrive. I found this planet in what the 
        creatures who live here would have called the year 1935. I found this 
        mechanical body and inhabited it. I thought it was an example of the dominant 
        species. I made a mistake. It was nothing but a model. But I was weak 
        by then. I couldn’t escape it. But… But I found there was 
        something here that I could use, that gave me strength to continue living, 
        life of a kind.”  
      
        “What?” Chrístõ asked. But he had a feeling 
        he knew.  
      
        “Bio-energy. The thousands of people who come to this place, they 
        leave their energy behind. It remains in the air around. And I can feed 
        off it. Sometimes at night, I am able to leave my cage and walk around, 
        feeding on the energy.” 
      
        “Ok,” Chrístõ said. “Creepy, but ok. But 
        what was different tonight? You killed a man, and ran amok.”  
      
        “I was desperate. Something disrupted the flow of energy. I needed… 
        needed to feed. The Human creature tried to stop me. I could not let…” 
         
      
        “You KILLED him,” Chrístõ insisted. “You 
        destroyed his life, his energy.” 
      
        “He would have stopped me. He had to die.”  
      
        “Damn!” Chrístõ swore. “I was really hoping 
        you were going to tell me you didn’t understand about life and death 
        in Humans, that you didn’t know they were so fragile and you didn’t 
        MEAN to hurt him. But you DID kill him in cold blood. You meant to do 
        it. I can’t let you…”  
      
        He adjusted his grip on the sonic screwdriver and pressed the button. 
        He could FEEL the energy being drawn from the Tok Entity. It screamed 
        a low, insistent scream. He didn’t think he was causing it pain. 
        Pain required a physical nervous system which the Entity didn’t 
        have. But he WAS causing it mental distress. And that distressed him, 
        because he was its executioner and the method of execution WAS so long 
        and drawn out.  
      
        He looked at the Clown face. It was a trick of the light, he was sure, 
        water residue from the river. But it almost looked as if the face, frozen 
        in a maniacal laugh, was CRYING. 
      
        “No!” It begged him. “Don’t kill me. I am the 
        last of my kind. I cannot die.”  
      
        Chrístõ paused. If that was true, then this was more than 
        just execution. It was genocide.  
      
        Genocide was not something his people shied away from. If legends were 
        true, then they had committed it, for the good of the universe, at least 
        twice. The Fendahl, the Great Vampires. But that was because those races 
        had themselves committed genocide and worse upon other races. This creature 
        had killed one man. Cold-bloodedly, yes. But out of the need to survive 
        that drives every creature in the universe.  
      
        He looked at the laughing mask with its river water tears. He heard the 
        weak, pleading voice of the entity. 
       He made a decision. 
        
      “So, you didn’t kill it?” Julia asked 
        as Chrístõ stood on the promenade looking out over the sea. 
        The sun was starting to come up and it promised to be another hot day, 
        another fun-filled day in Blackpool. But it had lost some of its shine 
        for him.  
      
        “No,” he answered. “I didn’t kill it. I weakened 
        it, a lot. It lives within the Clown. When it has been repaired and put 
        back in the case, the Tok Entity will be able to continue drawing that 
        left over energy from the Humans who come to the Pleasure Beach. But it 
        will only be able to draw enough to keep itself alive at that level. It 
        won’t be able to gain enough energy to walk out of its case again. 
        It has life. But it also has a restraint, a limit, on that life.” 
      
        “It seems cruel,” she said. “But I suppose it must be 
        done.”  
      
        “I can’t let it kill people,” he said. “And if 
        it is allowed to roam, that’s what it will do.” 
      
        “Most of the energy it feeds on is from happy people, having fun,” 
        Julia said. “I hope it will feel the happiness.”  
      
        “So do I,” Chrístõ agreed. 
      
        “What are the police going to say?” Camilla asked. “Even 
        with the video evidence and our statements, they’re surely not going 
        to tell the man’s family that a mechanical clown possessed by an 
        alien entity killed him?” 
      
        “He died foiling an attempted robbery of a valuable antique that 
        was damaged when the unknown assailants dropped it and made their escape,” 
        Kohb said. “They’ll investigate, of course. But we know they 
        won’t find the killer.”  
      
        “That will be rough on the family,” Chrístõ 
        said. “Humans set a lot of store by ‘justice’ being 
        done. A trial and punishment for a killer is considered ‘closure’ 
        for the victims.” 
       He sighed deeply and looked out at the still dark horizon 
        then back at the silent Pleasure Beach waiting to open on another busy 
        day. The visiting public would see nothing except that the clown wasn’t 
        on its eerie throne and the Gold Mine ride was closed for repairs on its 
        entrance doors. 
       “There’s something else,” he said. “Something 
        the Entity said. About how its energy was interrupted yesterday. That 
        was me, when I shut off the machine. I must have affected the Entity, 
        too. That’s why it was so desperate to get out and feed after the 
        park was closed.” 
      
        “I hadn’t thought of that,” Kohb admitted. 
      
        “I did. It was MY fault that the man died.” 
      
        “Well, hardly,” Camilla told him, “I mean, indirectly, 
        possibly. I doubt that a court in this galaxy would hold you responsible.” 
      
        “But I DO. I DID it. And it wasn’t even for some noble reason. 
        It was because of a silly prank, because I was showing off to Julia and 
        to the other people in the crowd who wanted the annoying noise stopped.” 
      
        “Chrístõ,” Kohb put his hand on his shoulder 
        in a friendly gesture. “Don’t let such things prey on your 
        mind. The Entity was fully sentient. It KNEW what it was doing. It chose 
        to kill rather than simply immobilising the man. It was NOT your fault.” 
         
       “It feels as if it is,” he answered.  
      
        “You made a mistake. And it had terrible consequences. I, too, made 
        such a mistake, an error of judgement. When I chose to carry out the wicked 
        instructions of an evil man. That time your father and stepmother paid 
        the price. And they forgave me. Allow yourself the same forgiveness.” 
      
        “Chrístõ,” Julia said, holding his hand in hers. 
        “Don’t be sad. It’s going to be a beautiful day. A new 
        day. Let’s forget the horrible things that happened and have a nice 
        holiday.”  
      
        “You’re not disappointed in me?” he asked. “Knowing 
        that I can be stupid sometimes?”  
       “I love you, even when you ARE stupid,” she 
        answered, reaching to hug him. Her love for him did what the collected 
        energy of thousands of holidaymakers did for the Tok Entity. It revived 
        his soul. He still felt a little sick and ashamed of himself, and he vowed 
        not to do anything so stupid again. But he was forgiven by the sweetest 
        soul he knew. He knew he had to forgive himself. 
        
        
      
       
      
            
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